August 26th, 2009 by Rich

Well isn’t the news ever so exciting, today I have learnt the following:

Football: a sport played by thick people, paid too much money to sexually or physically assault the public and get away with it. Supported by even more retarded people that think a bit of a riot is a good way to show who they support. This is truly a noble game.

Big Brother: finally channel 4 has realised what anyone with more than one brain cell has said for years, the program is shit and boring and doesn’t deserve the airtime. If we can just get rid of the rest of the reality/celebutard crap off the box I will be happier.

Peter Mandelson: is a complete slimey shit that deserves to be killed, can’t we send him to Helmand Province? How has this thoroughly evil little turd faced cnut(sic) , (who by the way is not elected in any shape whatsoever) has so much control over government policy? If you needed another reason to boot NuLiebour out come the general election there you have it. (I must admit this is a cheat ~ I didnt actually learn this one today but it just bugged me further!)

May 22nd, 2009 by Rich

There was a time not that long ago when local press did an important job, sadly those days appear to be over. If you can find a story in local press that isn’t a just a press release being re-written you are doing well. I have the misfortune of having Martin Salter as my MP, many of you may have seen him recently seeking as much publicity as possible over the Ghurkha’s right. The Ghurkhas deserve our respect and the rights to a life in this country, they have earned the right through service to our country. However the constant self publicising grinning twat that is Martin Salter, who chairs a cross party group in Ghurkha’s right, decided he had no back bone what so ever and when the matter came to vote in the commons rather than vote on the side of a campaign he “believes in” he chose to not go against his masters (i.e. the one eyed Scottish prat destroying our country) and instead abstain. I have seen more balls on a newborn baby girl.

What really takes the biscuit is that at every available opportunity he is there in the local press saying how great it is that Ghurkhas will finally get the rights they deserve. How dare he! Meanwhile the local press (including the Reading Evening Post and Reading Chronicle) continue to ignore the fact his waste of space abstained!?!? Where are the reports on that? It’s not like they don’t know he was two faced on this issue. In days gone by I believe local press would not let the local MP get away with this pathetic behaviour but these days we get no mention at all. Let’s also not forget that Salter is standing down at the next election, so what did he have to lose by voting against the government?

The sooner we have an election and get rid of Martin Salter and this shambolic government the better. As for local press, if there sales are in decline I suggest they try looking at the “journalistic quality” of their papers. May local press return to greatness or be confined to the pits of hell!

April 2nd, 2009 by Rich

Why is it that most bike shops fail to have any bike racks outside? Or are we expected to drive to them?

February 19th, 2009 by Rich

I’ve just read this article on the BBC which has cheered up my morning.  The shortened highlights are that the National Trust has released land on many of it properties to allow 1,000 new allotments to be created. This is great news and is very much in contrast with allotment closures that we have seen recently (our old site Cow Lane in Reading, Manor Park in London.)

If you are in local or national government, take note: people want allotments we do not need our exisitng sites destroyed for such things as a car park for a private company (network rail) or a footpath for the olympics.

January 29th, 2009 by Rich

If you are I have to insist you do something radical, drag yourself back to college and study something worthwhile and useful, hell I don’t know make it “media studies” I’m sure your tiny brain can cope with that. If you think that’s a bit unreasonable please find a bus and jump under it, you are wasting your life and more importantly you are wasting valuable  time in other peoples lives ~ you are a spawn of satan.

I shall back up my idea with some facts for you all, July 2008 I started a new job, I did everything I was supposed to do, filled in forms brought in documents to interviews etc. I get all the way through to the final interview when Human Remains remember they were supposed to ask me to do a psychometric before my FIRST interview. Despite filling in answers indicating I can get a little *frustrated* with r-tards I got the job, during the first week I ensured a copy of my passport was provided to HR to prove that I am British, I also ensure that the medical history forms are completed and returned (hey free healthcare is good!:-) )

So time goes on and the true nature of the waste of space known as hr comes to fruition, “We don’t appear to have had your medical forms returned” Oh really, funny how I have been sent all of the records and healthcare card already then isnt it …. I chose to ignore them and say I would do it, still my medical cover is in place so a win all around if you ignore the fact they have LOST sensitive personal data.

Time continues to pass … whats this a phone call from some other HRtard, “We don’t appear to have a copy of your passport to prove you are OK to work here….” Oh FFS already, I politely inform that they have already had a copy and get told “oh sorry it must have got misplaced, we will need another copy”. Oh hell you’ve lost a copy of my passport, now what’s the worst that could happen if that got into the wrong hands …… ARRRGGHHHHHH

Again I try my time honoured method of ignore the HRtard… sadly it hasn’t worked, today I get an email telling me they have not had my id yet and now it is urgent so can I please let them know when would be convenient for me to come and see them with it. Lets just back this the fuck up, you lose my health records, you lose a copy of my passport due to your incompetence and now you expect me to make the effort to come and see you?!?!?!? Just who the fuck do you think you are?!?!

So in conclusion, if you work in HR you are nothing but a waste of space, please do the honourable thing and find something worthwhile to do with your life or perhaps I will?