August 26th, 2009 by Rich

Well isn’t the news ever so exciting, today I have learnt the following:

Football: a sport played by thick people, paid too much money to sexually or physically assault the public and get away with it. Supported by even more retarded people that think a bit of a riot is a good way to show who they support. This is truly a noble game.

Big Brother: finally channel 4 has realised what anyone with more than one brain cell has said for years, the program is shit and boring and doesn’t deserve the airtime. If we can just get rid of the rest of the reality/celebutard crap off the box I will be happier.

Peter Mandelson: is a complete slimey shit that deserves to be killed, can’t we send him to Helmand Province? How has this thoroughly evil little turd faced cnut(sic) , (who by the way is not elected in any shape whatsoever) has so much control over government policy? If you needed another reason to boot NuLiebour out come the general election there you have it. (I must admit this is a cheat ~ I didnt actually learn this one today but it just bugged me further!)